Divas' Intelligentsia

Are you the driver on your own road trip,
or the passenger on someone else's?
Sometimes I feel like a back seat driver -
giving unwanted directions and
being chastised accordingly.
Perhaps I should get on his bike -
to feel the wind pressing against my face,
not to mention flat hair,
and cheating death on a corner.
Is that preferable to my car veering off the road,
stuck in a ditch and the RACV engaged?
What am I talking about?
I don't even know how to drive!