Thursday, October 13, 2005

 

It's beer o'clock

We piled high
oodles of UDLS

A monument to
irresponsibilty

A totem of
binge drinking

Sipping from my can
encased in a stubbie cooler

Proclaiming the (so-called) evils
of excessive alcohol consumption

Apparently, one drink
isn't always one drink

Enough I say
It's beer o'clock!!

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

 

Divas In Arms

It was with much shock,
not to mention consternation
when I read about the musky smell of cock
and the tight grip of pussy on
divas' intelligentsia.

We had been hijacked!
By Porn Pirates!!!
Is nothing scared?
Not even the ramblings of two
Twenty-somethings?

All this talk about domestic security
makes me ponder.
Who is protecting the poems,
the written word and the beauty
that is the quest for knowledge?

The answer is clear.
Divas' Intelligentsia.

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